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4-way Iron Clad Guarantee:
· If
these Gourmet Items do not meet your expectations, send them
back. I will refund or credit you.
· Orders
will be packed & shipped within 48 hours of our receipt.
· Your
order will arrive unbroken or I will replace it.
· I
personally guarantee that after enjoying these gourmet foods,
you will not be bitten by vampires or struck by lightening
Big Jeff Jones
Sweet and Sassy Salsa -
10 Outstanding
Benefits from consuming these delicious products:

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BENEFIT #1: Since I started eating these delicious
products, I've never been bit by vampires. Demons run and
hide when I speak. Who's the Funky Dr?
BENEFIT #2: C'mon lover boy. Big Pharma won't admit
it, but we know about the benefits that daily ingestion of
certain combinations of spices bring to those special times
that you want to rise to the occasion.
BENEFIT #3: I've never been struck by lightning. I've
been the source of some high voltage blasts, but I've never
been struck.
BENEFIT #4: No exit wounds! If you love spicy foods
and your stomach is stopping you, then read on. We have
something you can enjoy, pain free. No side effects, no exit
wounds.
BENEFIT #5: Plumb regular. Sweet and Sassy Salsa
stuff is good for your system. It's a source of good food
BENEFIT #6: Arthritis is a thing of the past. I'm not
stiff where I'm not supposed to be! You can figure that out
for yourself. (see #2)
BENEFIT #7: This stuff will make you a very funky
musician. Blues From the
Bottoms
BENEFIT #8: I can breathe! There's superior sinus
congestion relief in each and every jar of Sweet and Sassy
Salsa and hot sauces.
BENEFIT #9: No preservatives. No salt. No
cholesterol, no sodium.
BENEFIT #10: No high blood pressure for Bocephus
Bunny. He knows when the BP goes up, nothing else will.
Busty Bunny loves her salsa man! (see #2)
THAT MAKES TEN, RIGHT?
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