Sweet and Sassy Salsa: A different sweet salsa picante

 Sweet and Sassy Salsa

Vidalia Onions, Habanero Peppers & more than a little garlic.  The rest is magic! 

 

   
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4-way Iron Clad Guarantee: 

· If these Gourmet Items  do not meet your expectations, send them back.  I will refund or credit you.

· Orders will be packed & shipped within 48 hours of our receipt.

· Your order will arrive  unbroken or I will replace it.

· I personally guarantee that after enjoying these gourmet foods, you will not be bitten by vampires or struck by lightening

               Big Jeff Jones 

Sweet and Sassy Salsa - 10 Outstanding Benefits from consuming these delicious products:

BENEFIT #1: Since I started eating these delicious products, I've never been bit by vampires. Demons run and hide when I speak. Who's the Funky Dr?

BENEFIT #2: C'mon lover boy. Big Pharma won't admit it, but we know about the benefits that daily ingestion of certain combinations of spices bring to those special times that you want to rise to the occasion.

BENEFIT #3: I've never been struck by lightning. I've been the source of some high voltage blasts, but I've never been struck.

BENEFIT #4: No exit wounds! If you love spicy foods and your stomach is stopping you, then read on. We have something you can enjoy, pain free. No side effects, no exit wounds.

BENEFIT #5: Plumb regular. Sweet and Sassy Salsa stuff is good for your system. It's a source of good food

BENEFIT #6: Arthritis is a thing of the past. I'm not stiff where I'm not supposed to be! You can figure that out for yourself. (see #2)

BENEFIT #7: This stuff will make you a very funky musician.
Blues From the Bottoms

BENEFIT #8: I can breathe! There's superior sinus congestion relief in each and every jar of Sweet and Sassy Salsa and hot sauces.

BENEFIT #9: No preservatives. No salt. No cholesterol, no sodium.

BENEFIT #10: No high blood pressure for Bocephus Bunny. He knows when the BP goes up, nothing else will. Busty Bunny loves her salsa man! (see #2)

THAT MAKES TEN, RIGHT?